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Windproof Waterproof Rechargeable Fingerheater Gloves

£118.50 ($210.93)

Please note: Fingerheater Gloves are sold out. Fingerheaters with great new design / spec. are due shortly ETA July 2008. Why not bookmark this page or ask to be included on our news database and we'll tell you when they come in?

Click here for Fingerheaters in Antarctica. "Hello, I am back right now from Antarctica, where I have used your gloves. The temperature was minus 25 to minus 30 degrees centigrade, the heating was very efficient...."

STATE-OF-THE-ART HEATED GLOVES, only from Warmthru.
HEATED FINGERS & THUMB Push-button control. Windproof. Waterproof. Rechargeable LIon batteries. Why not add another spare pair of to your basket to keep charged for longer journeys.

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Warmthru Superior Heat Control Vest (Unisex)

£65.00 ($115.70)

Collarless, this state-of-the-art heated vest fits under any jacket like an undergarment. Warmthru call it a vest for this reason but you can also wear it as a waistcoat. However the BIG advantage is HEAT PANELS FRONT AND BACK WITH 3-LEVELS OF HEAT AT THE TOUCH OF A BUTTON! Comes with two rechargeable LIon batteries and charger too. You can buy an additonal set of spare . If you want to use this product in Europe (outside UK) or USA you may need a suitable adaptor for the charger - see menu below.

3 chest sizes, measuring across vest front and back, including sides:
S - 42"(106cm), M - 44"(112cm), L - 48"(122cm).

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Stormrider Heated Motor Cycle Vest

£169.99 ($302.58)

Made in Scotland by EXO2, the only wires you'll find in this amazing waterproof, windproof washable (etc) vest are the cable connectors to your bike, or those to the portable battery. Stormrider comes with 12V connector between vest and 12V battery and can be used with or without the optional accessories below.

To buy a spare battery without buying the vest .

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Hornblower Engraved Telescope

£59.00 ($105.02)

(If you also want hand-engraving on the telescope, not just the brass plaque) email your enquiry to enquiries@realshopping.co.uk or phone 0131 466 4356).

Our Hornblower telescope is a fine optical device offering sharp, clear images, impressive depth of field, sensitive focusing and a beautifully engraved plaque on the box.

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Engraved Compass Paperweight in Dark Cherry Box

£25.49 ($45.37)

A delightful gift featuring a shiny brass compass with your engraved message, sitting inside a dark cherry wood box, also with an engraved plaque outside the box - great for the giftee's or giftor's initials/forename. Comes in a very presentable dark green cardboard box.

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Medicur Electro Magnetic Natural Healing

£168.95 ($300.73)

Director's note: you are no doubt sceptical but here is a product with a proven track record that uses electromagnetic technology already in use by the NHS. Look a little further for my personal report detailing the improvement to my wife's health along with other impressive research. (Jack Gold, Director). [45 day money back guarantee].

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Brass Door Message Plates: Only £16.50

Realshopping | Nautical Gifts (A-Z) | Brass Door Message Plates: Only £16.50

Epithets and Fun Signs

Guaranteed to impress, amuse, worry(!), these are great gifts. Signs approx. 5mm thick, lettering 2mm deep into a contrasting dulled background. Average width is 7".

ABANDON HOPE all ye who enter here
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All beer served on these premises has been passed by the landlord
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Banks rob more people than people rob banks
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DAILY FLOGGING will continue until the crew's moral improves.
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DIRTY OLD MEN NEED LOVE TOO
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Electric boaters do it quietly
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England Expects that every man will do his duty
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FREE BEER Tomorrow
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HANDS OFF THE BARMAID
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I am the Captain of this Ship and I have my wife's permission to say so.
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If God had meant us to have fibre-glass boats he would have grown fibre-glass trees.
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If your mother is not aboard, please tidy up after yourself.
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Marriages performed by the Captain are valid only for the duration of the voyage.
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Mutineers will walk the plank.
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My boat was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it.
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Narrowboaters do it slowly.
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NO BLOODY SWEARING
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No drinking aboard (without the Captain).
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Nobody's perfect except the Captain.
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Old barmen never die, for God cannot catch their eye.
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Old sailors never die; they just get a little dinghy.
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On the order 'Abandon Ship' women and children first. Follow me - YOUR CAPTAIN.
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Please do not attempt to walk on the water.
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Please do not hog the fire.
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Please do not put anything into this toilet unless it has been eaten first.
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SHIP'S BAR OPEN 0900-0859
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Ship's Mess - Enter at your own risk.
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The Captain's word is law.
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The Owner Eats Here.
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This is a Swell Ship for the Skipper but a Hell Ship for the Crew.
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Work is for people who don't go boating.
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Realshopping | Nautical Gifts (A-Z) | Brass Door Message Plates: Only £16.50

Realshopping Ltd, 112 Glasgow Road, Edinburgh, Scotland UK EH12 8LP Tel: 0131 466 4356 (International: 00 44 131 466 4356) Geographical - Latitude, Longitude; 55n57, 3w13, Scotland. Homepage: http://www.realshopping.co.uk